Everybody needs a hobby

My new hobby is swinging through the Gebhardt BMW parking lot a couple of times a week.

If there are illegally parked cars, I call the cops.

I think they’re catching on to me, though, because last time they moved the car before the cop got there. That’s ok, though. I’m doing operant conditioning with positive punishment.

Comments

3 Responses to “Everybody needs a hobby”

  1. Patricia Tryon on March 27th, 2006 22.05

    A week or two back I bought a car from their neighbor. It occurred to me to let Gebhardt know why I didn’t bother checking their stuff because they could have sold me something. But I won’t shop much for cars (I would parade my ample pulchritude naked down the Pearl Street Mall before spending one unnecessary nanosecond looking at cars). Given a reason to avoid a particular seller, I will. And I did.

  2. Katie on March 30th, 2006 22.01

    Way to go; calling the cops sounds like a very positive outlet for a load of frustration to me! I take it nothing came of your last letter to the high muckey-mucks at BMW.

  3. Ranter on April 9th, 2006 14.03

    Excellent! I love it! Takes a lot of perseverance from you, but I bet they’ll get the point.